*me in science this morning*
teacher: (talks about experiment involving oreos)
me: *gasp* OREOS?!
me: *whispers* do we get to eat them?
teacher: yes, all seven-eight?-no seven of them.
me: (starts getting really excited and bouncy)
Morgan: Oh god, all the teachers should be afraid today.
me: why?
Nick: WHY in Satan's underworld would you give her oreos? You should know this by now!
me: SHHH! DON'T WARN THE WOMAN!! CRAZY PERSON!
Morgan: we should all be afraid.

science is my first period of the day