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Imagine this:
One day, you walk into school to find your crush leaning against your locker, staring at you. You think there's a mistake and just stand there, waiting for him to leave. He doesn't leave. You feel bold and ask him what's up. He smiles super big, takes your hand, and kisses it. You guys are already late to class, so you just decide to cut. He drives you to your favorite ice cream place while describing his feelings to you. You guys get ice cream, and he puts a blob on your nose. He grabs a napkin and tells you to close your eyes, then tells you to open your mouth, too. You do so. Before you know what's going on, he shoves the napkin in your mouth, pulls out a random knife, and stabs you. 

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Imagine this: One day, you walk into school to find your crush

53 faves · 9 comments · Apr 20, 2013 6:43pm

Hari*

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