My Pathetic, Real Life Fails
So I was practicing my dance that I've done almost a hundred
times and I hopped about three inches off the ground and somehow
my ankle rolled, cracked, then popped. It hurt so badly but
stupid me keeps dancing in horrible pain. Then I put it in a
flexible brace and limped around for a while. The next day I was
getting out of a church pew and banged my ankle on it. Hard. Then
later I was at my friends house and decided it was smart to play
Just Dance 4. I was all into the dance and then hit my foot on
her eliptical. And fell to the ground in pain as she continued to
laugh and dance. And that is why my ankle is still wrapped up.
And I am still just limping around. Idiot over here.