Even my closest friends are surprised when I unlease my
beachy sarcastic side.
Ex: Is there anything on the back of my head?
"Yeah your hair."
Ex: *Movie in class with old guys being interviewed*
Oh yeah that's me *laughs*
"I see the resemblence"
Ex: "Can I go to the bathroom Miss?"
*nods*
No no you can't because everyone hates you!
"I know. Three people have told me in the last week
but thanks for reminding me."
Ex: I almost died today!
"Damnit maybe next time"
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