Sarcastic Quotes

Crazy cat lady *
posted a quote
November 4, 2018 7:40pm UTC

are you insinuating that
i should tolerate your diabolical
insubordination (( from )) an
individual whos mental capacity barely exceeds that of a processed pea

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Shrinkhead
posted a quote
October 27, 2015 11:01pm UTC

I can write with my left hand as well as I do with my right hand... Actually, anyone can write with their left hand as well as I do with my right hand.

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whatdeysay
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August 6, 2015 11:47am UTC

Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deletinghistory has become more important than making it.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
April 5, 2015 12:45pm UTC

My new years resolution is to become witty famous. 1 like
equals 1 pray.

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multifarious*
posted a quote
January 23, 2015 1:40pm UTC

I love deadlines.
I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by

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nikk
posted a quote
September 27, 2014 12:58pm UTC

THERE'S NO LIFE WITHOUT WATER, BECAUSE WITHOUT WATER THERE'S NO COFFEE, AND WITHOUT COFFEE, I'LL KILL YOU ALL.

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
July 13, 2014 1:59pm UTC

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic b*tch 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic b*tch 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings

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cas
posted a quote
June 29, 2014 4:32am UTC

I hate it when the cashier's ask,
'Is that everything?'
Uhh, no. I'd also like to
Purchase all of this invisible
sh*t as well.

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
June 25, 2014 12:57pm UTC

Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.

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Gennie
posted a quote
June 13, 2014 4:44pm UTC

Your girlfriend's room is like a bar. Everyone walks in and out with a little surprise.

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*mysterious.mah*
posted a quote
May 27, 2014 12:23am UTC

Are you crying? No, I'm just impersonating a fountain.

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RenieTG
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 6:18am UTC

Talents:
-Sarcasm.
-Sucking at everything else.

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bethanyyboo
posted a quote
April 1, 2014 11:51am UTC

You lost your phone and its on silent? Too bad if you liked it you should of put a ring on it 😏

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 4:18pm UTC

The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
A. Indifference or
B. Disinterest in what the critics say

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 18, 2014 6:32pm UTC

When I was little
I always thought the word
Sarcastic
Was
Scarcastic
And I always got yelled at for saying scarcastic
But I kept on defending myself by saying that it's scarcastic

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Vinita*
posted a quote
March 12, 2014 8:32pm UTC

Guy:Dam.n girl you got some legs
Me:Yes, yes I do have legs.
Me:And you have legs
Me:And a good majority of the world has legs

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diScL0sUre
posted a quote
March 9, 2014 7:53am UTC

They've obviously mistaken it as my 'I give a f/ck' face.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
March 5, 2014 5:28pm UTC

I wish there was a
Sarcasm font
So people knew in texts
When I was joking

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Alex12345
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 2:48pm UTC

Nerd:That's my phone!(replies and after some sweat words hangs up)
Someguy:Who was that....your girlfriend?!?!(Everyone laughs)
Nerd:Nope,that was yours.
(Dead silence)

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Alex12345
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 2:16pm UTC

Aristotelis:We are what we do repeatidly
Sokrates:Then I guess I'm your mom!
(Highs five with Aristofanes)

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