Me: *puts on tiny bit of eyeliner*

Mum: OH HOLY JESUS MY BABY IS GROWING UP INTO A YOUNG ADULT OH NO OH WHAT HAVE I DONE IVE LET YOU GROW UP TOO FAST WHERE ARE YOU GOING WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK OH NO YOURE GONNA GROW UP INTO A PROSTITUTE WHO BREAKS BOYS HEARTS AND ITS ALL MY FAULT-

Me: Mum im just going to the park -.-

Mum: WHO ARE YOU MEETING JESUS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OH MY GOD WHY DONT YOU TELL ME THESE THINGS  ARE YOU HAVING S3X-

Me: Bye mum -.- *leaves*

Mum: DONT GET PREGNANT