Conversation with my teacher at lunch (with my friends
watching):
Teacher: what's with the hat?
Me: (wearing my fedora) Its snazzy.
Teacher: where did you get it?
Friend: *whispers to me* say snazzy town*
Me: the thrift shop. It was 99 cents.
Teacher: did you get a knee board?
Me: yes
Teacher: and a broken key board?
Me: of course.
Teacher: *walks away*
Friends: *laughing*
