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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    They call me Macklemore in math class cause I'm always like
    what what what what what?
    what what what what what what?
    what what what what?

  2. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    walk into the club like waddup i got oh no god, i'm in the wrong fking building im so sorry i thought this was the club omg im so sorry i didn't mean to interrupt this funeral god bless

  3. NamelessNinja NamelessNinja
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    Walk up into the club like, "What up, I dont give a fu/.ck."

  4. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    walk up to the club like whaddup i got a oh no oh god wrong building i'm so sorry continue with your funeral god bless

  5. SweetieXoX27 SweetieXoX27
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    Walk late into my class like 'wuddup, I gotta a slow clock."

  6. ImtheOnee ImtheOnee
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    walk into the club like whaddup
    thanks for the ride mom
    i’ll be home by 11

  7. asianmayonnaise asianmayonnaise
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Person: I'm gonna pop some tags o-
    Me: stfu before i pop you

  8. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes,
    but sh/t, it was 99 cents.

  9. YOLO3903 YOLO3903
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    so i just got preggs again, im 14, mah 6th child so happy.!!
    Cant believe its been three yrs since mah 1st abyyy
    HBD Yolo #1!!

  10. IKnewYouWereTrouble IKnewYouWereTrouble
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    They call me Macklemore in Math class because i'm always like
    "What what? What? What?"

  11. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    My math class calls me Macklemore,
    cause I'm like what, what, what, what
    what, what, what.

  12. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Walk up into the club like what up, I got a pet rock

  13. Breannnnnanichole Breannnnnanichole
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Yo, that's fifty dollars for a t-shirt.

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    year is 2392
    child: mommy i can't sleep
    mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
    mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG CØCK

  15. shoot4thestars shoot4thestars
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    She Wears Short Skirts
    I Wear Your Grandad's Clothes
    She's Cheer Captian
    I Look Incredible

  16. lilster62 lilster62
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    That moment when you say "what?"
    And another person says "what?"
    And it just starts a Macklemore rap battle.

  17. NothingButAbby NothingButAbby
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 9:10am UTC
    Doodlebob: Walk into the club like
    MEHOYNEYOYME

  18. _roxy1760_ _roxy1760_
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    I wear your grandads cloths
    and I look incredible

  19. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    walk up in my school like whaddup i wanna hit all of you in the face with a rake

  20. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    Walk into the club like watup
    I hate you all bye.

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