My friend and I texting
and it goes like this...
friend: aye theres alot of hot
guys over here (:
me: thats cool.. my pillow is my date for
tonight but i think I may have cheated on him with my
balnket.
friend: oh no! i wont tell him.. shhhh.
me: thats good because hes really warm and good
at cuddling(:
friend: we need to get you a boyfriend.
me: but what about landon I cant just leave him
all alone.
friend: who the heck is landon.
me: my blanket.. i named him.
friend: what the he// did you take and how
many.
me: gosh.. all i had was like 2 dr.
peppers.
friend: that explains it all...
