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We run around the house while brushing our teeth.
We read the shampoo bottle in the shower.
We laugh at our jokes before we tell them.
We do not have watch because we have cellphones.
We can read a sentence 10 times without understanding it.
We push doors, when the bold letters say PULL.
We ask, "What?" even if we have understood everything.
We hate it when the wind messes up our hair.
We'll look in the fridge 10 times a day without ever eating anything.
We can see the same movie 10 times.
We have to call our cellphone to find it.
We can look at the clock, without realizing afterwards what time it is.
We turn the pillow to lie on the cold side.
We set the alarm clock to ring late, in order to sleep longer.
Before going to bed, we calculate how many hours we want to sleep.

 
- auroramohn
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