*Mom hands me phone to
answer*
Me:
Hello?
Telemarketer:
Hello,
is your mother home?
Me:
I
have no mother.
Her: Well
can I speak to your father?
Me:
Yeah,
which one?
Her:
Which
one is home?
Me:
Well
they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to
Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend,
Antonio.
Her:
Oh,
so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me:
No,
no! My fathers'
names are Carlos and Mark.
Her:
So who's Antonio?
Me:
I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her:
So Carlos was cheating?
Me:
Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our
neighbor.
Her:
So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me:
No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her:
So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me:
I never said that.
Her:
Yes, yes you did!
Me:
No I didn't.
Her:
Y-yes! You did!
Me:
Did what?
Her:
Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My
mom's reaction=priceless.
*Mom hands me phone to answer* Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello,
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