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Today, I was taking a shower.
An itsy-bitsy spider came crawling up the waterspout. Then, down came the rain and washed the spider out.
And by rain, I mean I aimed the shower head at it. I sent the water beating down upon that tiny little monster.
I hate spiders.

 
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Today, I was taking a shower. An itsy-bitsy spider came crawling

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shower · spiders · itwasgoingtoeatme · funny

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