* If
she has 16 candles on her birthday cake and 1 is for good
luck
* If she's got a basket on her bicycle
* If she's got parental controls on her TV in her room
* If she sings Disney sing alongs
* If the waiter gives her a coloring book and crayons at the
restaurant
* If she thinks unicorns are real
* If she has Swedish Fish stuck in her braces
* If her older sister is 13
* If she invites you to her birthday party, and there’s a
bouncy house
* If her shoes light up when she walks
* If she's suddenly unavailable during the days after
September starts
* If her necklace is edible
* If she thinks 69 is just a number
* If her age is on the clock
* if she brings floaties to the pool
* If she has colorful feathers in her hair
* If she doesn't want to kiss you cause she thinks she'll
get pregnant
* If bubbles are the only thing she blows
* If she's in love with Justin Bieber
SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU, BRO!
