me half the time: dude f.ck you seriously i'll f.cking
fight you suck my d.ck you f.cking f.cker i hate everyone
me half the time: OH MY GOD IS THAT A PUPPY
OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT'S CUTE FACE ITS SO ADORABLE AHH I WANT
TO SING SONGS TO IT SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUG
