Tody at school:
Carlee:*Wlaks up to Emily* You're pregnant!
Emily: The only one preganant her is you.
*Big long fight*
Me: Who's the father,Carlee? I is it Dennis? I bet you got hi drunk, didn't you?
Carlee: *Calls me a very nice word* *walks away*
Me: I'm going to go right up to Dennis,out my hand on his shoulder,look him square in the eyes and say," Dennis, Carlee is pregnant with your child..." Ina serious way. Then I'm going to start jumping up and down,scream "You're going to be a father!" Then walk away like nothing happen.
All my friends:* Laugh* Do it! Do it!
(Btw: No one was really pregnant.)