Me: *takes off glasses*
Kid: How many fingers am I holding up?
Kid: *shoves hand in my face*
Parent: *laughs*
Me: *thinks* You imbecile, you'll be holding
up no fingers because I'll rip them off and feed them to Satan
himself. I don't know where your dirty little hands been, they
could've been in your nose or under the toilet paper that you
used to wipe your butt. Wash your hands and then go sit down and
eat an ice pop whilst reading a book. And parent, learn to control
your kid before some sicko really fulfills their threats of ripping
off your childs fingers and feeding them to Satan, now go bring
your child home and teach them manners.
Me: Haha, 5. *grits teeth*
(this-was-when-i-used-to-wear-my-glasses-also-a-reason-why-i-stopped-wearing-them)
Me: *takes off glasses* Kid: How many fingers am I holding up?
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Feb 18, 2013 6:31pm