*Me and friend in the kitchen cooking bacon*

Me: Yummm the bacon smells amazing
Me: *Sticks face close to the bacon and smells it's aroma*
Bacon: * I don't like you so i'm going to pop grease on your face and make you feel pain*
Me: Oww, Ow, My face...It hurts! Stupid bacon! My face its burning!! Oh my gosh I think i'm on fire!!
Friend: *Singing* THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!
Me:Ow ,Oh my gosh get some ice!! MY FACE IS BURNING!!!
Friend: THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEEE!!!
Me: I'm dyinggg!! Uggghh shutup!! ICE! I need ice!!
Friend: Oh ice...sorry, I was just caught in the moment...you know?
Me: MY.FACE.HURTS.
Bacon: >=D MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: You my friend, are looking pretty tasting right now.....