this seriously just happened. what do i do. i dont even....

OMEGLE
you are chatting with a random stranger. say hi!

Stranger: Hey, I just met you.
You: And this is crazy
Stranger: But my pants are off.
Stranger: So f... me maybe?
You: Soooooo get in my room now
Stranger: How about nooooooooo.
You: HHahaaa im kidding you know that
Stranger: Surrrrrreeeeee.
Stranger: RAPIST!
You: Im an antisocial awkward potato what do you expect
Stranger: I expect some damn romance before going to your room.
Stranger: Seriously, no movie or dinner?
You: Depends
You: Is the food free
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: I want you to pay.
You: You must not know what witty is then do you
You: Ok i will pay
You: But there has to be wifi
Stranger: "witty"? The term? Or is that a person?
Stranger: I am not understanding the witty thing. Were you trying to be witty?
Stranger: I didn't notice.
You: OMG you DO know, do you? Witty profiles....?
You: I have

your conversational partner has just disconnected.