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Attractive guy: Hey your pretty cute, want to go out?


Me: Sure! Could you quickly just hit me in the face with that baseball bat over there so I can wake up from this sick dream?




 
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Attractive guy: Hey your pretty cute, want to go out? Me: Sure!

6 faves · Jan 10, 2013 5:51pm

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