Haha...
read all of it :]
Judge: you are here on trial for the suspected murder
of your, er, ex-teacher, Miss Jenkens.
Girl: Yes...
Judge: State
your defence.
Girl:
Not Guilty.
Judge: Okay... moving on. It says that Miss Jenkens was
killed with an injury to her head Do you know anything about
this?
Girl:
Well, I was working on my honesty, cuz
its good and all, so i told her she had a Lumpy Butt.
She got all red-looking and said, "Sticks and
Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt
me". So i threw a dictionary at
her.
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Alice731 · 1 decade ago
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HAHA! Must of been a hard dictonary to kill her!