Husband: Hey honey, I'm
just going to go to the shops, be back in 30.
Wife: Ok, could
you get me some- wait. Did you say 30? 30 years ago Micheal Jackson
released the album Thriller. Thriller was a hit. You hit a
baseball. Baseballs are white. The white crayon never gets used. A
crayon is 3.5 inches. There are 12 inches in a foot. A foot has 5
toes, so both feet have a total of 10. Ten rhymes with hen. Hens
lay eggs. Eggs are food. Food pyramid. Fruits are on the food
pyramid. You like girls that smell fruity. Oh my god. YOU'RE
CHEATING ON ME!
Husband: Hey honey, I'm just going to go to the shops, be
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