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LittleMissSarcastic

1. LittleMissSarcastic
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2014 3:38pm UTC
   Soo I have an idea c: and I hope I can get it to go around Witty.
   Pick one user, any user.
   And give them a compliment, but in a quote.
   It will start with me [: And once you're done add your name to the bottom.
   AngelaDaNinjaa
   You always put a smile on my face and make me laugh c:
   You also help others and helped me in a difficult situation.
   ________________________________________________________________________
   Butterbear
   dance818
   rajsonkar
   LittleMissSarcastic
   
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2. LittleMissSarcastic
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2014 3:36pm UTC
   When I look back on my life, I like to remember the bad times because it makes me realise
   just how far I've come
   
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3. LittleMissSarcastic
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2013 6:51am UTC
   I wish there was a world where;
   Age is just a number
   Money is just a thing
   Boys are just looked on as people
   Bullies are non-existant
   Problems don't matter
   Life is enjoyable
   Why the hell can't we make this world?
   
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4. LittleMissSarcastic
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2013 11:42am UTC
   Don't you just hate it when Internet is down..
   And you're like "Oh f//k, what am I going to do all day?"
   
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5. LittleMissSarcastic
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2013 11:30am UTC
   Dont You Just Wish...
   There Was A "Profile Private" On Settings?
   
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6. LittleMissSarcastic
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2013 4:29pm UTC
   May I Take This Moment
   To Tell You I Love You
   To Kick You In The Azz
   
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7. LittleMissSarcastic
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2013 3:29am UTC
   APPEARANCE:
   [] I am shorter than 5'4".
   [] I have many scars.
   [] I tan easily.
   [] I wish my hair was a different color.
   [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
   [] I have a tattoo.
   [] I wear glasses sometimes.
   [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
   [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
   [] I have more than 1 piercing
   [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
   [x] I have freckles.
   FAMILY:
   [] I've sworn at my parents.
   [] I've run away from home.
   [] I've been kicked out of the house.
   [x] My actual parents are together.
   [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
   [x] I want to have kids someday.
   [x] I want to adopt someday.
   SCHOOL/WORK:
   [X] I'm in school.
   [] I have a job.
   [] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
   [] I almost always do my homework.
   [x] I've missed a week or more of school.
   [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
   [] I've stolen something from my school.
   EMBARRASSMENT:
   [x] I've fell in public.
   [x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
   [x] Disney movies still make me cry.
   [x] I've snorted while laughing.
   [X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
   [x] I've glued my hand to something.
   [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
   HEALTH:
   [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
   [x] I've broken a bone.
   [] I've had my tonsils removed.
   [x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
   [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
   [] I had a serious surgery.
   [x] I've had chicken pox.
   [] I have/had asthma.
   EXPERIENCES:
   [x] I've gotten lost in my town
   [x] I've seen a shooting star.
   [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
   [] I've seen a meteor shower.
   [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
   [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
   [] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
   [] I've been skydiving.
   [] I've gone skinny dipping.
   [x] I've played spin the bottle.
   [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
   [] I've crashed a car.
   [] I've been skiing.
   [] I've been in a play.
   [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
   [x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
   [] I've sat on a roof top.
   [] I've played a prank on someone.
   [x] I've rode in a taxi.
   [] I've eaten Sushi.
   [] I've been snowboarding.
   RELATIONSHIPS:
   [] I've gone on a blind date.
   [x] I miss someone right now.
   [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
   [] I've gotten divorced.
   [] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
   [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
   [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
   [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
   [] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
   HONESTY:
   [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
   [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
   [] I've snuck out of my house.
   [] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
   [x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
   [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
   [x] I've cheated on a test.
   [] I've been suspended from school.
   BAD TIMES:
   [x] I've consumed alcohol
   [] I regularly drink.
   [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
   [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
   [] I take anti-depressants.
   [] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
   [x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
   [x] I've went to bed crying.
   
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8. LittleMissSarcastic
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2013 3:44pm UTC
   Night Night
   Sleep Tight
   Keep Up The Fight
   'Cause Everything Will Be Alright
   ♥Mine♥
   
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9. LittleMissSarcastic
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2013 2:11pm UTC
   Me Every New Years:
   Me: My New Years Resolution Is To Get Off Witty And Get Up And Do Something.
   Me: *Stands Up Out Of Chair And Turns Closes Witty*
   Me: *Sits Down After 3 Seconds*
   Me: I Give Up
   
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10. LittleMissSarcastic
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 3:34am UTC
    And Who Else Remembers
    Pretending You're Asleep At Sleepovers So You Dont Get Told Off? [♥]
    Mine <3
    
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11. LittleMissSarcastic
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 3:16am UTC
    I Only Have To Spend 3 Seconds With A Boy
    Before He Starts Backing Away... <3 Mine
    
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12. LittleMissSarcastic
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    It Took You Two Seconds To Come Into My Life. And Forever To Get Out Again.
    <3
    Format Jimmy365 x
    
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13. LittleMissSarcastic
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Every Day Is Another Puzzle Piece In Place To Finding Out Who I Am.
    Mine ♥
    
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14. LittleMissSarcastic
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    'I hate my mother' long but worth reading.
    My mom only had one eye, I hated her...
    she was such an embarrassment.
    She cooked for students and
    teachers to support the family.
    There was this one day during
    elementary school where my mom
    came to say Hello to me.
    I was so embarrassed. How could
    she do this to me?
    I ignored her, threw her a hateful
    look and ran out.
    The next day at school one of my class mates
    said "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"
    I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my
    mom to just disappear.
    SO i confronted her that day and said, "If
    you're only gonna make me a laughing stock,
    then why don't you just die?!!!"
    My mom did not respond...
    I didn't even stop to think for a second
    about what i had said, because
    I was full of anger.
    I was oblivious to her feelings,
    I wanted out of that house, and have
    nothing to do with her.
    So i studied real hard, got a chance to go
    to Singapore to study.
    Then. i got married. I bought a house of my
    own. I had kids of my own.
    I was happy with my life, my
    kids and the comfort.
    Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
    She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't
    even meet her grandchildren.
    When she stood by the door, my children
    laughed at her, and i yelled at her
    for coming over uninvited.
    I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my
    house and scare my children!"
    "Get out of here now!!!"
    And to this, my mother quietly answered
    "Oh, im so sorry. I may have gotten the
    wrong address." and she
    disappeared out of sight.
    One day, a letter regarding a school
    reunion came to my house in Singapore.
    So i lied to my wife that i was going on
    a business trip. After that reunion, i went to
    the old shack which was my childhood home
    just out of curiosity.
    My neighbours said that
    she had passed away.
    I did not shed a single tear.
    They handed me a letter that she had
    wanted me two have, it read:
    My dearest son,
    I think of you all of the time, I'm sorry that
    i came to Singapore and scared your children
    I was so glad when I heard you are
    coming for the reunion.
    But i may not even be able to
    get out of bed to see you.
    I'm sorry i was a constant embarrassment
    to you when you were growing up.
    You see... when you were very little you got
    into an accident, and lost your eye.
    As a mother, i couldn't stand watching you
    having to grow up with one eye.
    So i gave you mine.
    I was so proud of my son who was seeing
    a whole new world for me, in my place,
    with that eye.
    With my love to you.
    Your mother ♥
    Okay So I Know This Is Nott My Quote. I Didnt Steal It. Im Not Saying Its Mine. Im Not Doing It For Attention. I Am ACTUALLY Doing It So I Can See It Again Because I Love This Quoto So Yeah (:
    
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15. LittleMissSarcastic
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 11:05am UTC
    ♥Dont You Worry Your Pretty Little Mind
    People Throw Rocks At Things That Shine♥
    
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16. LittleMissSarcastic
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    0 faves = I'm ugly
    3 faves = I'm okay
    5 faves = I'm cute
    7 faves = I'm hot
    10 faves = I'm beautiful
    20 faves = I'm breathtaking
    30 faves = I'm too good to loose <3
    Repost this if you're not afraid.
    
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17. LittleMissSarcastic
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 11:43am UTC
    I Am Scared Of 8 Of The 72 Common Fears <33
    () the dark (the kind where you can't see your hand infront of you.)
    (x) staying single forever
    () being a parent
    () giving birth
    () being myself in front of others
    () open spaces
    () closed spaces
    () heights
    () dogs
    () birds
    () fish
    () spiders
    () flowers/plants
    () being touched
    () fire
    () silk
    (x) the ocean
    (x) failure
    () success
    () thunder/lightning
    () frogs
    () bf/gf's mom
    () bf/gf's dad
    () rats
    () wind
    () jumping from high places
    () snow
    () rain
    () crossing hanging bridges
    () deep water
    () heaven
    (x) death
    () being robbed
    () falling
    (x) clowns
    () dolls
    () large crowds
    () men
    () women
    () having great responsibilities
    () doctors/dentists
    () tornadoes
    () hurricanes
    (x) incurable diseases
    () sharks
    () Friday the 13th
    () ghosts
    () poverty
    () Halloween
    () school
    () odd numbers
    () even numbers
    () being alone
    () becoming blind
    () becoming deaf
    () growing up
    () creepy noises at night
    () bee stings
    (x) not accomplishing goals
    () needles
    () blood
    () dinosaurs
    () the welcome mat
    () high speed
    (xxxxxxxxx) (My BIGGEST Fear) throwing up
    () falling in love
    () super secrets
    Repost this, and at the top write "I am afraid of __ out of 72 common fears."
    If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
    If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
    If you get more than 10, you're normal.
    If you get less than 10, you're fearless.
    
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18. LittleMissSarcastic
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 4:48am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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19. LittleMissSarcastic
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    Love In My Dictionary; Awkward Moments, Let Downs, Breakups, And Cr/p Experiences.
    Yeah.. Looks Like I Never Found My "Prince Charming" ;c
    
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20. LittleMissSarcastic
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 10:50am UTC
    SUICIDE:
    Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do?
    its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
    of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
    name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
    make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
    that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
    lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
    staystrong
    signatures:
    dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388
    ImNotAlone
    SecretGurl123
    bananaman
    ProudToBeGeeky
    KateehKracklady of the night
    eternalsunshinex
    BooILoveSkittles
    JustinBieber4ever
    screwsociety
    Green1098
    brancsy
    Jahyvie
    EjSweet2♥
    imkrazydealwithit
    TheExpertDirectioner♥
    Cutorable♥
    ♥skaterrules23
    Sugarlollies78♥
    ♥LittleMissSarcastic♥
    
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