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Stranger:You're so gorgeous. Why aren't you going out with anyone?


Crush: Get out of my way you demented potato. Are you even human?
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Stranger:You're so gorgeous. Why aren't you going out

14 faves · 1 comments · Dec 24, 2012 12:05pm

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AlexandraWG617 · 1 decade ago
definition of my life.

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