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Imperfectly_Perfect

Status: Keep Calm and Carry On, <3

Member Since: 15 Aug 2012 11:55am

Last Seen: 18 Mar 2013 09:35pm

Location: Around..

Gender: F

user id: 325161

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Hi I'm Erin. :)

I play Lacrosse and snowboard.
Team taken <3
I Play piano...

I blow out the candles February 7th :)

   
 

1. Imperfectly_Perfect
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2013 6:31pm UTC
   CookieDoughFormats
   Guys, my cat got wet,
   how long do I put him
   in the microwave to
   dry him off?
   My quote
   
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2. Imperfectly_Perfect
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2012 10:42pm UTC
   Here's to all
   the girls, that always
   end up crying
   alone in an
   empty house.
   Here's to those girls like me.
   Cookiedoughformats
   
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3. Imperfectly_Perfect
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2012 9:56pm UTC
   *At the doctor's office with my mom yesterday*
   Doctor: Are you sexually active?
   Me:
   Mom:
   Doctor:
   Ryan Seacrest:
   My Cat:
   Imaginary friends:
   Tree:
   My other cat:
   Peeta Mellark:
   Simba:
   Gretchen Weiners:
   Me: ...I'm not even physically active...
   
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4. Imperfectly_Perfect
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2012 12:41pm UTC
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   No,I can't hang out tonight
   There's a party on club penguin
   I can't miss it
   So sorry
   CookieDoughFormats
   
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5. Imperfectly_Perfect
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   *Le me, texting my boyfriend*
   Me: Ew... do you smell that at your house?
   Him: Wait, smell what? :o
   Me: The up sexy..
   Him: ...What?
   Me: The up sexy, can you smell it?
   Him: What's up sexy?
   Me: ..nothing much, you? ;)
   Him:
   Me:
   Him:
   Me:
   My friend:
   Voldemort:
   My cats:
   Food:
   Tree:
   Everyone that's ever breathed:
   Him: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, this is why we're dating <3(;
   Erin+Alex=<3
   
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6. Imperfectly_Perfect
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2012 10:11pm UTC
   *Me every night*
   Mom: Go to bed!
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me: *turns music down quieter*
   Me: *types slower and quieter*
   Me: *clicks mouse quieter*
   Me: *falls asleep on keyboard*
   
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7. Imperfectly_Perfect
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2012 1:27pm UTC
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8. Imperfectly_Perfect
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2012 9:48pm UTC
   Me: Hey I got a comment on my profile picture on Facebook!
   Me: *Reads comment*
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: *types* Thanks mom, love you too.
   
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9. Imperfectly_Perfect
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2012 5:45pm UTC
   ♥
   /
   \
   /
   \
   /
   \
   The song
   "Ronan"
   by Taylor Swift
   is so beautiful.
   ♥
   Cookiedoughformats
   
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10. Imperfectly_Perfect
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    *Me asking my mom to go to the movies earlier today
    Me: Mom, can I go to the movies later?
    Mom: Who all is going?
    Me: Just me and Kaylyn.
    Mom: Okay.
    Mom: So who else are you meeting there?
    Mom: What's his name?
    Me: HAHAHAHAHHAH oh God, now i know where i get my sense of humor from. So, what time can you pick her up?
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Dumbledore:
    Liam Payne:
    Dog:
    Pencil:
    Tree:
    Me: Oh you were being serious..
    
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11. Imperfectly_Perfect
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    *A Directioners homework
    Instructions: Correct any errors in the sentences below, whether it be capitalization, punctuation, spelling of grammar.
    Number One: give me the book harry demanded eloise or im telling mom
    My Final Sentence: "Give me the book, Harry," sassed Louis, "or I'm telling Paul."
    ....Looks about right to me.
    
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12. Imperfectly_Perfect
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    KEEP CALM
    AND
    PARTY ON
    
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13. Imperfectly_Perfect
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    X
    +
    KEEP CALM
    and
    LOVE ONE DIRECTION
    CookieDoughFormats
    
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14. Imperfectly_Perfect
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Keep Calm
    And
    Carry On
    Cookiedoughformats
    
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