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Chris


Thank you again for an amazing first date :)

Anytime ;) when's the second date? I can't wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours. 

NO

I'm so sorry i meant dimples, my phone changed it. 

I did not mean to write nipples

I'm going to jump off a bridge now



 

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Chris Thank you again for an amazing first date :) Anytime ;)

206 faves · 6 comments · Dec 22, 2012 5:41pm

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emmygibby · 1 decade ago
peed myself. i honestly cant.
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asiancutie11 · 1 decade ago
i died reading this
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ooh_chavez · 1 decade ago
haha no
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ImaJustMoi · 1 decade ago
no kisses?
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Hisamazinqsmile · 1 decade ago
HAHA this is too funny , love it !!!
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TheGirlWhoLived · 1 decade ago
OMFG THIS MADE MY DAY
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