TEACHER: So Iv'e only
really taught grade one classes before but how different could year
sixes and sevens be?
Me (in head): pretty different.
120 minutes later
Teacher: Samuel! I will not
have you saying "poo" in my class! go to the naughty
corner this instant!
Teacher: now as I was saying: B says Buh! buh buh buh!
me in head:kill me kill me now.