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"Oh, You Mean My Pilot's License? That's Out Back In The Cessna. Or Perhaps You're Referring To My License To Kill. Revoked. Trouble At The Kazakhstan  Border. I Could Give You The Details But Then I'd Have To Kill You, Which I Can't Do Because My License To Kill Has Been Revoked."
shawn spencer; psych 

 


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"Oh, You Mean My Pilot's License? That's Out Back

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