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imashleyx

Status: i'm just a girl who wants a trampoline but can't have one

Member Since: 25 Nov 2012 11:36pm

Last Seen: 18 Aug 2013 08:10pm

Location: california

Gender: F

user id: 339993

inactive :(

imashleyx
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 9:22pm UTC
"Oh, You Mean My Pilot's License? That's Out Back In The Cessna. Or Perhaps You're Referring To My License To Kill. Revoked. Trouble At The Kazakhstan Border. I Could Give You The Details But Then I'd Have To Kill You, Which I Can't Do Because My License To Kill Has Been Revoked."
shawn spencer; psych

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imashleyx
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 8:32pm UTC
wifi: disconnected
me: I've had a nice life, but this is the end

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