"My heart has been torn and scratched, until it just broke."

     It broke on the day of October 27th, 2010. It’s been 1 year, 3 months, and 8 days since then. Of course, I have to blame someone for my broken heart.
That person is Kyle Traine. And, of course, I’ll get my revenge.

Because this is my way of recovering from a broken heart.

Elsa Blar does not sit on the couch, stuffing herself with Ben & Jerry’s and watching reruns of Pretty Little Liars after a breakup. Instead, she grabs paper and a pen, and starts plotting. Plotting her revenge.

Her revenge often includes break ups, cat fights, and the best part, a broken heart. And then she comes across Kyle Traine. Soccer star, big brown eyes, shaggy blond hair. He’s perfect in every way. Too perfect for her, apparently.

When he dumps Elsa’s heart on the curb, she stands up, chin high, eyes empty of tears.

And then she starts planning her revenge.