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So today our school had a lockdown drill. My math class gathered against the wall and were quietly talking when all of a sudden my math teacher goes, "Now if this were really a lockdown we need a plan.... we could form a human sheild around me, charge the attacker, some lives may be lost but I'll be able to get him..." he paused while we laughed. "No we need a decoy! Brad, you be the decoy and THEN we'll form the human sheild around me!"
......Okay..... whatever you say Mr. Vogel

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10 faves · Nov 7, 2012 11:53pm

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