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An hour ago I was at the ER after slicing my hand open while carving my pumpkin. This is what the doctors were saying in the room next to mine.

Doctor: On a scale of one to ten, how bad is your pain? One being none at all, and ten being terrible. Like being in labor, even though i don't know what that's like. Or like stepping on a lego. Damn, knowing they are out there on the floor waiting to get you....

FINALLY A DOCTOR THAT CAN RELATE TO MY PAIN!

MQ. Forgive the lack of format, im writing this with a deformed claw of a left hand...
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