Me walking down the street
Me: *walking*
Me: *feels water droplet fall on head*
Me:
Me:
Me: Wait,
was that birdpoo?
Me:
Me:
Me: Act cool. Act cool I say.
Me:
Me: *casually reaches hand up to head*
Me: Phew we're good.
Me: Abort. Abort. It was a false
alarm.
