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Friend: Guess what??!!

Me: You rode a girraffe named Joe to Mexico then met a lepercon named Zach and he killed you then you came back to life and killed 100 butterfile then found a unicorn and named it Phillip and you, Philip and Joe danced to Alaska and there, you guys ate icecream.

Friend: Exactly...

True story.. I love my friends....

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