WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED...
BELLA: Isn't it great that our child is growing up
fast?
EDWARD: Ten minutes ago she couldn't even
walk, and now she's teaching yoga at her community center.
It's wonderful.
BELLA: Do you worry that her rapid growth will
cause her to die in a year?
EDWARD: You're such an idiot, lamb. She
won't die.
BELLA: Why not?
EDWARD: Because [loud airplane flies overhead,
making it impossible to hear Edward clearly]
BELLA: So you're saying that the secret cave
[deafening lawnmower drowns out Bella's voice] and the monkey
heart will [fireworks obscure Bella's voice] with the potion
concocted by the great wizard Todd?
EDWARD: Exactly. Now, let's [a loud cloud
overhead drowns out Edward's voice] with our bodies!
QUIL: My girlfriend lacks the coordination needed
to manage a helium balloon unless I tie it to her wrist or belt
loop.
JACOB: My girlfriend can properly use the word
"dignify" in a sentence.
QUIL: Shut up. No on cares, Jacob. No one!
RENESMEE: Lover, I was wondering if perhaps you
could take me to the cinemas this afternoon. I'm just dying to
see the new documentary about our failing education system.
CLAIRE: Chicken nuggets!
RENESMEE: Indeed, Claire. Chicken nuggets
indeed..
( nmq, i just love it xD, btw no
offence to twilight )
WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED... BELLA: Isn't it great that our child
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Oct 19, 2012 12:02pm
