WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED....
JACOB:Hey Bella, want to hear something cool?
BELLA: What?
JACOB: I just imprinted you. Yeah, I’m
imprinting with you right now.
BELLA: Stop that!
JACOB: It’s OK, imprint-mate. We need to get
married.
BELLA: But I don’t like you as a
boyfriend.
JACOB: I’m not asking to be your boyfriend.
I’m asking to be your forever imprinted husband. It’s
different. You can’t say no. It’s imprinted. You
can’t talk your way out of an imprintmenship. It’s,
like, the law.
BELLA: I still don’t know what that word
means. And it doesn’t sound grammatically correct.
JACOB: It means you must love me, ‘cause
we' imprint buddies, foo' ! Imprinting is the best,
isn’t it? Imprint buddies FOR THA WIN !!!
BELLA: Stop saying “imprint.”
JACOB: It’s part of werewolf culture.
Imprinting is fun. And I imprinted you real good. I even imprinted
your shoes!
BELLA: I’m so confused.
JACOB: Just say that we’re imprints. Say
it!
BELLA: Um…OK. We’re imprints.
JACOB: Ha! Now we’re married…sort
of.
BELLA: Whatever. I’m going to Edward’s
house to play chess and make out.
JACOB: But…the imprint. I imprinted you.
(SQUINTS EYES) There, I imprinted you again.
BELLA: (WALKS AWAY) Yeah. Good luck with that.
JACOB: Imprint, come back!? I love you, my
Imprint..! Imprint...!? IMPRINT!
Nmq, thought it was funny :) ( no
offence to twilight btw)
WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED.... JACOB:Hey Bella, want to hear something
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