Me: Okay, I'm gonna do all my homework the
second I get home.
Me: *gets home* Fine. I'll have a little
snack.
Me: Well... maybe I'll go online. Just for a
couple minutes though!
Me: Lemme just check my Witty... only for like
two seconds though.
Me: ...
Me:
Me:
Me: *checks time*
Me: ...
Me: crap.
