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Me: May I use the bathroom?
Teacher: What are you going to do in there?
Me: ...I'm Tom Riddle and I'm going to open the Chamber of Secrets!!!! What do you think I'm going to do?!?!?!
Teacher: ......*Gives stern look and hands me bathroom pass.*




p.s- not a true story but my friend told me and I thought it was funny.
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Me: May I use the bathroom? Teacher: What are you going to do

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