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I have a different account. Its my story account. This is my qoute account. My other account is wittywriter2. Check out my story on that account!!!!

wittyquotes2
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Me: *Stares at Christmas decor in store two days before Thanksgiving*
Me: "Gosh!!!! Everyone forgets about Thanksgiving!"
Me: *Day after Thanksgiving*
Me: *Setting up Christmas decor*

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wittyquotes2
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 6:54pm UTC

I wasn't this weird in sixth grade.......
Gosh.....I was a LOSER back then!!!!!!!

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wittyquotes2
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 10:53pm UTC

Think before you talk. You can heal someone with just one, but you can hurt them with one too.
Cookiedoughformats

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wittyquotes2
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Having to use the bathroom
but not wanting to get up
because your to lazy.
True story!!!
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CookieDoughFormats

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wittyquotes2
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Dear Haters of One Direction,
Yeah us Directioners see your hate quotes. But is that going to stop us from liking them? Yeah you say all they do is 'act' like they love their fans. Hate to break it to you but they LOVE us. All of the hate needs to go away. Do you think that your opinion about them won't affect us? WRONG. You are hating on our boys. And when you hate on them, well we want to prove you wrong. Lets just see how many people care about whats being said about them. Repost this as your quote and sign your name at the bottom. Please, I don't want to be the only one on here who cares. i had to stick up for my boys:P
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wittyquotes2
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Wouldn't it be ironic if a Fire Department
caught on fire?
What about if a Police Station got robbed?

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wittyquotes2
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:50pm UTC

Me: May I use the bathroom?
Teacher: What are you going to do in there?
Me: ...I'm Tom Riddle and I'm going to open the Chamber of Secrets!!!! What do you think I'm going to do?!?!?!
Teacher: ......*Gives stern look and hands me bathroom pass.*
p.s- not a true story but my friend told me and I thought it was funny.

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wittyquotes2
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 10:50pm UTC

Carmin: "Will you let me marry Jason or do
I really have to have his baby?"
George: *Looks from Carmin to Angy*
George: "When we talked about having
kids, you said a boy for me and a girl for
you. Well, mines up stairs sleeping.... Good
luck with yours."
George: *Walks out of house*

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wittyquotes2
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 12:45am UTC

Remember when we were little and
complained about taking a shower but took 2
hour showers when our moms made us?

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wittyquotes2
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 10:14pm UTC

"Blow me one last kiss."

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wittyquotes2
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 10:10pm UTC

There is no I in team but there IS a
u in suck.

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wittyquotes2
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 10:08pm UTC

I was at wal-mart and saw a blue
redbox.
anyone else think this is weird?