British
grandmother talking to her american
grandaughter:
Granddaughter:Oh
my god,I'm so sick of all of this.First it's all
these
tea parties.Andnow its all these annoying cucumber sandwishes?!
Are you people mentally retarted??!
Grandmother:*gasps*
Guests of the party:*gasps*
Orchestra:*gasps*
Food:*gasps*
Pigs:gasps*
Cows:*gasps*
Some random hobo asking for money at the door:*gasps*
Granmother:My dear beloved child...Where are your manners?
Granddaughter: My...My manners?
Grandmother:Yes.
Granddaughter:Put your hand in your as$ and pull
out.
~mine
