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 Friend: I'm so scared.
 Me:  Why?
Friend:  Didn't you hear about the zombie apocalypse?
Me: *laughs* You silly thing you! Zombies eat BRAINS. You're safe.

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Friend: I'm so scared. Me: Why? Friend: Didn't you hear

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