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1. FunRandomness
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2012 5:53pm UTC
   -gives crush my number-
   -crush texts me-
   -texts back-
   HEY GTG BYE
   -crush-
   Ok bye
   
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2. FunRandomness
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   September 23, 2012 3:08pm UTC
   now_i'm for you,
   like you never knew, i'm falling for you baby, i need a parachute ♥
   
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3. FunRandomness
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   September 21, 2012 9:57pm UTC
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4. FunRandomness
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2012 5:53pm UTC
   I'm sorry,
   that im not perfect, or even close....
   i'm just me.
   
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5. FunRandomness
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2012 5:47pm UTC
   now im here.
   far from perfect. ugly. worthless. depressed. sad. angry. bullied.
   but im me.
   don't let anyone bring you down.
   
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6. FunRandomness
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   September 16, 2012 12:22pm UTC
   me: i wonder what it's like to swallow mouthwash.
   me: mouthwash. could i swallow it?
   me: -swallows mouthwash-
   me: -starts to giggle-
   me: -chokes- AH SHlT, MOM!
   true story.
   
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7. FunRandomness
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   September 14, 2012 9:32pm UTC
   Cinema by Skrillex.
   "You are a cinema, I could watch you forever,"
   ACTION, THRILLER,
   hey, dude, you're a pedophile.
   And it's in action, and it's scuuuury. ♥
   mq/mf ©funrandomness
   
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8. FunRandomness
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2012 9:28pm UTC
   "I'm human, too!"
   Says the perfect, plastic girl
   who said she was perfect,
   almost like a Barbie Doll.
   Yeah, you're human, alright. ♥
   mq/mf ©funrandomness
   
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9. FunRandomness
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2012 4:16pm UTC
   I'm a bullet.
   Load me up in your gun,
   pull the trigger,
   and look at how far I go.
   It's a wonderful disaster. ♥
   mq/mf ©funrandomness
   
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10. FunRandomness
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    April Fool's Day, the one day fakes tell the truth, then say it was a prank. ♥
    
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11. FunRandomness
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Oh, you? Ugly?
    No, just no.
    Personally, and I mean this..You guys are all pretty to me. I'm being honest. I've never seen one 'ugly' person. Everyone's just..Different. If you look like your dad, and your dad is a common looking dude, boom. Apparently you're common. Same with your mom. So no one is 'ugly' unless they think they are. So don't think you are, because in reality, you're not. Basically, what I'm saying is that no one is the same. No one should judge because if they had common sense, it would slap them in the face and be like, ''Hey dude, you're cool. We know. Calling them ugly and weird won't make you any better!" Seriously? Come on bro. Let's be honest. Who's perfect besides 'her' at school? Screw her.She's a Barbie. You're a Monster High doll. Different. Freakishly flawed. Perfectly...Imperfect. And if you need some support: im perfect. It has a space in it. Take it out, imperfect. .You need to believe in yourself.
    You are perfect. You are unique,you. You are you.
    
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12. FunRandomness
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you forget your phone somewhere,
    And feel as if you've died a little.
    And you wonder what it'll be like without it.
    a w k w a r d m o m e n t s ♥
    mq/mf ©funrandomness
    
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13. FunRandomness
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    "Is it bad I just sat on the floor and pooed....Literally..?" -my cousin.
    which he REALLY sat on the floor and shat.
    
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14. FunRandomness
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Thunderstorms could never stop me.
    
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15. FunRandomness
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    funny how on the ads
    they have single men...
    they've been there forever.
    no one yet....?
    apparently they're forever alone.
    
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16. FunRandomness
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 11:00am UTC
    The Biggest Insult Ever #2
    "At least I can turn my computer on."
    mq
    
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17. FunRandomness
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    The Biggest Insult Ever #1
    "I HOPE YOUR COMPUTER CATCHES A VIRUS!"
    mq
    
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18. FunRandomness
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    63
    jk i'd be lucky if i got 3.
    
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19. FunRandomness
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    September 1, 2012 6:22pm UTC
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20. FunRandomness
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Me: So you think Kitty's annoying?
    Yasmin: Yeah, so annoying!
    Me: Ok.
    Me: So. Do you think Yasmin is annoying?
    Kitty: Haha yeah.
    *NEXT DAY*
    Me: Hi guys
    Kitty and Yasmin: Hey! Great, you're here too! BFFS FOR LIFE!
    Me: .....Ok bye.
    I seriously hate this.
    
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