boy:
so, I like
you.
me:
what?
boy:
yeah, you're really pretty and amazing. will you be my
girlfriend?
me: . . . . .
me: what is this sorcery?
me: am I dreaming?
me: did my mom put you up to this?
me: she's trying to get me away from my
laptop.
him:
me:
him:
me: .....
