Me:
The internet isn't
working.
Me:
MOOOOOMMMMM!! THE
INTERNET ISN'T WORKING!
Mom:
Yeah, it's off for two weeks. Something to do with
broadband.
Me: NOOOOO!
I'm going to my friends to use the internet.
Me: *walks onto the street for the first time since I knew how
to use the internet.*
Me: *see's
flying cars, robots etc*
Me:
How long have I been on the
computer dawg.
