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G u y s, I'm s o s i c k o f t h i s.

I'm almost 20 and I haven't been able to score a job better than a lame cook at a local fast food joint. This town is so small that it's the only place that will hire high school graduates. I'd get out of this crappy town if I could drived, but unfortunately I've failed every test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, and even my only coworker hates my guts. I have a repressed love for one of my best friends, too; she's gorgeous, smart, athletic, and a real southern bell. I love her. But you know how it is; friendzoned as always. She's my only friend, beside this one kid who I'm pretty sure just clings to me because he's mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me.
What makes it even worse is that I live in a freaking pineapple under the sea.

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