How to make a good quote:

"A good quote is something witty, clever, funny or inspirational that you would want to hang on your wall and read again and again. A good quote is something you wouldn't be ashamed of if someone you knew read it. A good quote is something strangers would reblog or print out and hang on their walls."

How to get a top quote:

Copy and paste something funny or popular from another website (e.g. tumblr) and watch as everyone faves it, even if they've seen it a billion times before or it doesn't even mean anything special.