Dear Diary,

AS OF NOW:

The Sun is suffering through a depression, but I feel like the happiest person alive. Normally, when the Sun is sad, I feel sad.

Take that, Sun!

I can come up with so many awesome "Sun" jokes, right now, it's not even funny.

Watch this:

"Sun of a gun!"

"Haha, Sunny Boy!"

Have you noticed my brilliance? Thanks, Diary.

Sincerely,

That girl with the face...and the head...and the body or else I would be a floating head.

P.S. Thanks for your understanding.

I love you, too, my other half.

Or whole.

Whichever works best for you and floats your boat.

May your boat always be floated.

-Me