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10 Reasons to Ban Gay Marriage
1)Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always
reject unnatural things like eyeglasses,
polyester, and air conditioning.
2)Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way
that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3)Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of
crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets
because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage
contract.
4)Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't
changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't
marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5)Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour
just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6)Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be
allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and
the world needs more children.
7)Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.
8)Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In
a theocracy like ours, the values of one
religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we
have only one religion in America.
9)Children can never succeed without a male and female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid
single parents to raise children.
10)Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted
to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
I saw this on Facebook and I
think it's brilliant. Number 8 says it all. If two people
love eachother, why can't they be
together?
11 faves · 11 comments · Aug 3, 2012 11:19pm
mango824
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1 decade ago
8 IS WRONG!!!!!!! WE LIVE IN A REPUBLIC
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mango824
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1 decade ago
Number 9 is also wrong. Where do you live? Mars?
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mango824
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1 decade ago
Number 4 is mpre than 50 years out of date
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mango824
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1 decade ago
Number 1 doesnt even make sense (air conditioning) glasses are normal.
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mango824
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1 decade ago
Although i umderstand number 3. The usa is not a theocracy and there are many religions. Striaght people dont only raise straight people and gay people dont only raise kids gay. You cant controll if your gay or straight you jist are one or the other. Even though i exept that your agenst gay marraige and i am not next time use trie and logical info. Leting slaves free changed the usa for the better and gay marrige may too.
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ForeverAndEver16
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1 decade ago
Number eight is . Last time I checked there's more than one damn religion practiced in America. That's why there is America. For religious FREEDOM. God, people are such idiots..
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xashleyx01
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1 decade ago
so true:) love is love
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titanicxlove76
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1 decade ago
if 2 people love each other they should be able to be together. gay marriage should be aloud
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jessiduh
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1 decade ago
Gay marriage should be aloud in my opnion.
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xxalwaysdreaming
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1 decade ago
I really love this. Most people won't read it but if they take the chance to, they'll love it too.
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i_will_awake_down_the_line · 1 decade ago
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i love this AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO SO SO GREAT :'D