People at my school: *home alone*
People at my school: WOOHOO! PARTAYY!
Me: *home alone*
Me: Woo! Party!
Me: lol. Jk.
Me: Woo! No Pants!!
Me: *blasts music*
Me: No headphones! Yes!!
Me: I WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL WANTED!
Me: I want a boyfriend.
Me: Psh, I'm home alone. I don't
need to shut the door when I go to the bathroom.
