Stranger:
Do you know why firetrucks are red?
You: Nope
Stranger: well,
firetrucks have 4 wheels, and 8 people on firetrucks.
Stranger:
4+8=12.
Stranger:
there are 12 inches in a ruler.
Stranger:
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
Stranger:
there was also a ship named after Queen Elizabeth.
Stranger:
the ship sailed the seas, and seas have fish.
Stranger:
the fish have fins.
Stranger:
people from Finland are also called fins.
Stranger:
Finland and Russia were in a war a long time ago.
Stranger:
Russians are red.
Stranger:
and firetrucks are always Russian
around.
You:
LOL
Stranger: Do you know why firetrucks are red? You: Nope Stranger:
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Jul 25, 2012 11:01pm