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questions to ponder #2:

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Can bald men get lice??

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

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questions to ponder #2: Do they have girl’s bathrooms in

41 faves · 6 comments · Mar 5, 2009 5:58pm

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x7skaterchic7x · 1 decade ago
bald men can get lice...
just in a different place.
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iloveboys9610 · 1 decade ago
definitely make a number 3. These are great(:
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hockeyloverrexoh · 1 decade ago
i love these. you should totally make a number three(:
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xo_brii_babyy11 · 1 decade ago
u definetly need to make a #3!! i love these so much lolz!! do u just think of them on ur own o do u get them off a website or do u think of them on your own?? im rly curious lol plz commment me bak
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Cheerx4life2007 · 1 decade ago
bahahahahaha i thinkk about thesee all tha tiime lmaoo.
Makeee a numbaa three i luvv them lol
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smilexforxthexcamera22 · 1 decade ago
HECK YEAH. MAKE A #3 THERE FUNNY!
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